fuck you mean we left the perc
8/18/2024
imagine this.
by my friend, collin
you’ve packed for your long awaited trip to a far away location from your remote homestead. you are oh so very excited for this trip because you’ve planned it far in advance and it’s been a very long wait until this trip. you tidy up the house and make sure everything is in its right place before you leave. and then you get in your car eager to get on the road you leave in a tad bit of a hurry. you enjoy the open road for quite a few hours but something feels off… it wouldn’t be until an hour later that you realize… you left the perc…… you’re freaked out and absolutely distraught that this item of importance has been left. you realize you must return immediately. for this trip shall be rather mediocre without the stimulation of a perc and you’re very upset in this moment. it feels as if your father has lost you at the grocery store again.. you remember that feeling of having to seek refuge in a grocery store employee and the embarrassment of having your name broadcasted over the store intercom so your father can come and find you… you make haste to turn your vehicle three hundred and sixty degrees (essentially turning the vehicle around) and get on your way for the long trip back to your homestead where the perc is currently residing stowed away in a compartment. on your away back you think of all the time your losing and your wondering how your gonna do it. debating between renting a motel room on the way or powering through the night. however your homestead is steadily approaching but then…. a 20 ton semi truck hits you head on. crushing you instantly breaking every bone in your body. taking your life and taking you to the ….. afterlife…. as you ascend…. you can’t seem to stop thinking about the perc… wondering what’s gonna happen to it in your absence from the earth. will your family members take it when they come to collect your things? will it sit there forever? lonely and wasting away in its compartment?? who knows…. you will never know
the end